The Sweetness of an Ignorant Mind

We just got back home from a local diner called Pete's, where we enjoed a banana split and fried onion rings. On our way back home, Emmaline spotted the moon.

Emmaline: The moon, Momma, the moon! I see the moon, the moon, momma.
Me: Yeah, I see it, too! That's a crescent moon!
Emmaline: Yeah, that's a present moon. A present moon, momma! I see the present moon.

I wonder how long it will be now, til she realizes that the present moon is, indeed, a crescent moon.